How do I set my laser printer to stun?

Question

How do I set my laser printer to stun?

Answer 1

The squibnokkie needs turning up by about 3 drungens.

Answer 2

I am stunned whenever my printer actually manages to print something correctly.

Answer 3

It's the- 'make an extremely mild comment in earshot of a muslim cleric about the slightest downside of Islam' -setting.

-Sure to stun and evoke mass protest and demand for your printer's cartridge to be hacked off and stoned.

Answer 4

bounce it off of someone's head i think it'll stun then....

Answer 5

Press the flugelhoffer red button just left of centre, aim and fire.

Answer 6

The printer cannae take it captain.

Answer 7

Ohh Its Actually Really Easy, Go To Printer Setting On Your Computer (Located At The Start Menu) And Configure The Settings To kill Mode But Make Sure You Have the "free Will" Setting Off

And This Shouldn't Be In The Joke Menu, Its Serious buisness,

Then again I Don't Supppose There It A Weaponary Building Menu Is There

Answer 8

what r u up to? hahah

Answer 9

Hn...???