How do I shut down a store with my Dad's amex black card?

Question

On the Real Housewives of Orange County Slade used his black card to shut down a furniture store to do some private shopping, I was wondering if anyone knew exactly what you do? Do I just show them the card or what?

Thanks!

Answer 1

Call the store as your publicist/personal assistant. Let them know that you are some famous person (you decide in advance) and that you will be in town for a few days (select your dates in advance) and would like to shop there in private with your American Express Black Card (casually mention this). Ask them what time frames they have available for you (you want to assume first that they will do it as you are a famous person). You may want to also ask them if they have a back entrance for privacy.

If they say they charge to shut down the store, ask them and say, "Darling this is the black card. Her purchases will be more than that fee." They should then wave the fee for you.

I hope that helps.

Answer 2

are you serious?!