How do I smuggle beer onto a golf course?

Question

Courses around here charge about 2-3$ a can. It is my brother's bachelor party tomarrow, and I want to smuggle a 30 pack onto the course. Any suggestions?

Answer 1

If it's your brothers bachelor party stop being a tight *** and pay the asking price. If you smugge beer on their is the chance you will caught which will result in you getting thrown off the course and looking like a t**t infront of everyone. I sugget getting everyone (not your bro) to chuck a couple of bucks into a big pot and then going and spending the pot on beer.

Answer 2

get a big bag with alot of pockets

Answer 3

You can get a DUI driving a golf cart drunk. For real.

Answer 4

Have done it before but be careful.  Use BIG BAGS if possible.  Stuff each pocket with as many cans as you can fit.  Don't forget the most important thing to remember...you will get caught once you start spinning out your carts on the course.  We were caught around the 13th hole when the cart ended up in the sand trap and needed a truck to pull it out.  

PS. Have a designated Driver for the golf cart and car. It' is very dangerous to do both.

Answer 5

Surely $2-3 a can isn't that much of a deterrent. If its your brothers bachelor party just pay the extra cost as it is a special occasion. You'll feel fresher and a lot better about yourself than if you were to go against Clubhouse rules and smuggle in beer. Trust me, obey the rules, there's no better feeling than innocent fun. Nothing can go wrong.

Answer 6

Try to put a few beers in each golf bag before you go out and don't let anyone see you do it.

Have a good one and don't get too drunk.

Answer 7

split the beer up into fractions and give each person with you whatever amount of beer there is and tell them to store it in their bag.