How do I sober up really fast?

Question

How do I sober up really fast?

Answer 1

Go to AA and WORK THOSE STEPS!!!!!

Answer 2

Sleeeeeeeeep

Answer 3

Hate to break it to you but it ain't gonna happen. Make sure you have something to eat and drink plenty of H2o before bed.

Answer 4

drink lots of cofee and water and eat bread

Answer 5

Get busted for a DUI.

Answer 6

Time is not the only way. Get arrested, talk about a buzz killer.

One night I was shitfaced and passed out in my friends room. Like 10min later the cops woke me up and took me outside, after like 5min of laughing and making fun of them they told me my friend had the munchies or something and broke into the school next door and tried to get in the vending machine. I laughed for like another 10mins then they told me I was going to jail. BAM I was sober by the time we got to the car and pissed. Goodnight.

Answer 7

Eat a meal high in carbs, high in starch. Just binge eat. If you are throwing up, eat some saltines and drink some milk. You'll throw up a couple more times and then be done. Then eat!! Also drink coffee which won't really sober you up, but help the symptoms go away faster, as will any carbinated beverage with caffine, because the carbination goes straight to your blood stream, diluting the alcohol there and making the effects go away faster as well. Sleep is good but if you can't sleep, do the cracker and milk thing, then eat eat eat, drink an energy drink or some cofffee, and then take a really warm shower. Cold showers work for some people, but they never have for me. Also you need to drink lots of water, that will over time dilute the alcohol in your blood stream, but most of all will keep you from a hang over because the only reason one gets a hang over is being dehydrated. Hope this helps!!

Answer 8

Spicy food and water but it will make you feel drunker before you begin to sober up.

Answer 9

time is the only way.   Eating some food may help a little

Answer 10

Vomit and then have some bread and water.  It's gross but it might help a bit.

Answer 11

magic