How do I sprain/break my ankle? ?

Question

Don't ask. I need to know. (I have to seriously get out of something that I don't want to do...see my evil grandpa) so I kinda need to sprain or break my right ankle.

How do you sprain/break your ankle on purpose?

if you people must know....he seriously ha(i)te(no e)s me... my mom knows. hes in the hospital for something stupid, and I HAVE to see him unless I can make this happen. I dont think I can ever see that man. DONT WORRY, I AM NOT SICK IN THE HEAD. my mom told me I didnt have to go unless this happens. I've seen doctors about this, etc. but..please help me

Answer 1

It REALLY hurts. Even a small sprain.

And it hurts for a while, and you can't go anywhere ...

Answer 2

Do NOT break your ankle! You will regret it for a long time. The pain could come back when you're older and keep you from doing some of the physical things that you really want to do.

Trust me, do not be stupid and break your ankle. FAKE IT. But do not REALLY break it.

Answer 3

Is that really the mature thing to do? I doubt you would succeed anyway. It would be funny if you really messed up your leg and they put you in the room right next door to his.  

Answer 4

your crazy!dont do thaT. ive done it b4 not on purpose and it hurts bad!  

Answer 5

play soccer in a field with holes and bumps in it...

and hope u trip...

or ride a skateboard down a flight

of stairs, and try to fall on purpose...

idk, i doubt its gonna work if u do it on purpose... lol

Answer 6

Be honest stand your ground, if you dont want to go, simple - dont OR pretend lol

Answer 7

you could do some gymnastic moves wrong and sprain itor you could lift a 20 or 50 pound weight and drop it on your foot i broke my foot by falling down the steps at my house on accident

Answer 8

Trust me, you do not want to hurt your ankle. It can have lasting effects. Pretend to be sick .. steam your face for a fever, heat some pet food in the microwave and spread on the floor for fake vomit ..

Answer 9

actually that is the stupidest thing I've heard all day...

do you realize how frigged up it is to intentionally want to mess up your ankle... you'll always have pain in it after etc. I'd just start limping around and don't wreak it because you'll regret it for the rest of your life.../ be a bigger person and face your grandpa he's in the hospital for heaven sake and what did you do in order for him to have these feelings? maybe it's time you two talk about it and make up.???

Answer 10

Grow up and respect others, no matter how or what they are like.  You dont deserve anything from anyone.  Quit thinking of just yourself.  GET A LIFE

Answer 11

go to the playground. run full speed down a really twisted, curvy slide. that's what i did BY ACCIDENT.

Seriously, you'd be crazy to actually do that. Just pretend to have a fever or a migraine or something.

Answer 12

fix some wooden blocks around it just above the ankle take a hammer to the side of your foot...

(but don't do it, thats stupid, just go see him)

Answer 13

no offense, but I'm really starting to see the lack of intelligence you have. why would you even think about harming yourself in a very painful way just to see someone ? have you ever broken something in your body before ? its really not easy but when it happens it hurts. if someone finds out that you've done this to yourself on purpose (doctors might find out) and they will seriously think your mentally ill or a harm to yourself. is this something you really need to think about.  

Answer 14

Why don't you just fake a fever like the rest of the world?  

Answer 15

Jonas Fan...

This is your Evil Grandpa..I just changed my name so you wouldn't know it was me.

I'm going to get you for this....

Answer 16

You WOULD be a jonas fan....

haha. Just kidding.

Well. I broke mine in two places by running on the road...I was stopping on my right foot and pushing off of it really hard, til it just collapsed on me. To make it worse, my friends told me to walk on it. If you break it, don't make it worse and walk on it....

So yea, put one ankle under serious stress, more than its used to, and it'll give way eventually....

Drink lots of milk when you're done, you sick sick girl.

Answer 17

fake it god dang it. or you could jump from like 1 meters on your right ankle with the bottom of your foot facing inwards towards your left foot. this should strain a ligement in your foot and you wont be able to walk for 1-2 days and it'll hurt for like 4 days. good luck this happened to me while skateboarding. :)

EDIT: don't break your ankle thats just sad and you'll have to put it in a cast and u wont be able to use it for like 6 weeks

Answer 18

jonas sux  

Answer 19

Well, you can go jump off something really high with your foot turned inward when you land on it, that aught to work for you. WOW!  

Answer 20

wtf?! why would your mom make you go if he "ha(i)te(no e)s" you?! i would stand your ground and tell your just not going, but i know depending on what kind of a person your mother is and/or how old you are that can be difficult.

i've looked around on the internet and i found that the best way is to jump from a high place (like a second story balcony or a ladder or something).

i don't know if this will work, but you could look through this:

http://malaysia.answers.yahoo.com/questi...

if i were you i would go to the website below and read the long-term effects of this. just so you know:

http://www.parkerscheer.com/injury-ankle...

hope i helped.

best wishes to you.

Answer 21

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Answer 22

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