I have an 8 year old daughter that likes to tell unusual stories. I don't know whether it's to be funny or not, but let me tell you about where I've reached my limit.
Today I received a visit from child protective services. It turns out, she had been telling people at school that I let her drink Jack Daniels and Captain Morgan (STOP LAUGHING!) and watch "big people" movies.
You know, at first it was all kind of cute and funny...and I'll admit, I'd kind of just snicker it off and just say "Yeah, whatever and I'm the king of England--scram with that!" but now when I have police and child protective services on my tail--it's not funny anymore.
How do I stop this before I end up either having to fight in court to get her from foster care, or sitting in jail on child neglect charges for something that never happened?
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