How do I stop my bird insisting on a pre coital cheese test?I bath once a week and always wash ma helmet!?

Question

best answer wins a crisp £4 note and an incredible 3 week self catering camping holiday for 5 in fabulous PAKISTAN!! (flights not included)

Answer 1

It's true. Birds get worms. She has you.

Have a shower every day.  

Answer 2

there is no excuse for a cheezy nob. look after him he is your best friend.

Answer 3

Insist on a fish finger test cheeky cow! Only 2 things smell of fish & 1 of them's fish!