How do I stop my butt from burning the morning after a VERY spicy pizza?

Question

It seems a bit impractical and unhealthy to rub milk in to my ***.

Answer 1

After you are done eating, drink some pepto. People at chili cook offs actually carry pepto around with them in case the chili is to spicy, because it will neutralize it immediately.

Answer 2

try eating it through your mouth instead of your a**s. works for me!

Answer 3

Eat some coleslaw or natural yoghurt afterwards ....takes away the 'aftershocks' so to speak.............

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Answer 4

hahahahahahaha

pepto, beano, gas-x!

Answer 5

preparation h or tucks work well for a burning @$$hole

Answer 6

awww flame *** huh???  take 2 teaspoons of apple cider vinegar before you eat spicy foods. it will help neutralize it.

Answer 7

This works.

It's not a joke.

I told all my friends about it.

( We refer to it as "Swamp @ss").btw.

Buy a bottle of Witch Hazel( preferably Dickinson's).

Put it on the tp and use you'll feel instant relief.

( You'll also notice it's the main ingredient in "Tuck" pads.

But the bottle last a long time.

No joke it works and works fast.

( also shrinks roids).

Answer 8

Tums or a teaspoon of baking soda in a glass of water before bed.

or just stop adding the tobasco to the pizza...

Answer 9

Don't eat spicy pizza.

Answer 10

LOL

Answer 11

uh preporation h cooling gel

Answer 12

Easy!!  Don't eat the pizza!!

Answer 13

hahahaaa im unsure

but good question

Answer 14

dont eat it?...yer body cant handle it?

Answer 15

Was it the pizza, or your boyfriend?

Answer 16

LMMFAO! This is the funniest question I read today so far! Thanx for the laugh! ^_^

I suggest stop eating spicy food!

Answer 17

Sit on a buring stove...( use fire to fight fire...)