How do I stop scumbags breaking into my cricket club. We have grills at windows, security lights and alarms?

Question

How do I stop scumbags breaking into my cricket club. We have grills at windows, security lights and alarms?

Answer 1

Hire a group of I'll tempered Ninjas!

Answer 2

why are they breaking in??? are they stealing the drinks out of the fridges??? take away what they want.

Answer 3

get the team together over a weekend hide and when the scumbags arrive   kick **** out of them

Answer 4

Put a bear trap on the ground with a cricket ball sitting on it

Answer 5

Unfortunatelly it is the age we are living in!  There is no

lawful deterent.  The days of respectfor people and

property have long gone  if you were to lay in wait and

catch the bar stewards, give them a sound thrashing as a

punishment, the Police would be out double quick to arrest

you!  The victim of crime never gets a look in!

In an ideal word "RULE 303 should apply"  BANG

The traditional round of british rifle rounds being .303"

hence rule 303 applies    Take him outside and shoot him

corporal!   This doesn't help your situation i know, but at

least you have an understanding ear.  "Rule 303 applies"

Answer 6

CCTV mate its the way

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Answer 7

Get the local crime prevention plod to come out and assess where the weak points are - they might be able to suggest something.

Answer 8

Those bloody goons breaking into your cricket club storage eh?

Edit:Ok, first fulfill Human communication that has no other purpose than to cause some king of action - to direct, to inform, to question, & to persuade.

Secondly, you must know the exact time of the day, u think these scumbags come....once, u have a time then, either someone stay & hide & capture them or wire up some security cameras at ur place.

Answer 9

Many years ago I was in a similar situation with a scout headquarters which we shared with a junior football club. It was built by my father and many members of the scouting fraternity on an area of an estate that was crying out for a new building for scouting and football. We raised 1000's of pounds and had a public opening, it was built of wood and hard sweat, it was named after my father but within just a few days it was constantly being vandalised and broken into. The police at the time were not interested, the local council couldn't help but after just 5 months we had to have metal grills on the windows and solid steel doors and locks inside and out to protect the equipment. This still did not deter them so using some knowledge and some power from the local MP, the clubs who used it pushed onto the local MP and Press and we did a article for the paper and eventually the council installed an alarm for us, however this still didnt stop the mindless vandals.

However they were caught red handed one night by myself and 3 friends, we were walking back from the pub and unusually went the long way round passed the headquarters. As we got closer we noticed a light coming from inside and that the door had been kicked in (metal) and that the alarm light was flashing but the alarm had not gone off. So 4 burly lads stormed into the HQ to find half a dozen kids spray painting the inside, they had pured paint all over the new wooden floor and ripped the door of the store room and slashed the tents and goal nets to shreds. They were a bit shell shocked when they realised that they had been caught and more to the point we (unkowingly at that time) locked them in the HQ until the police arrived.

This was back in 1990s they were arrested and charged with vandalism, we were cautioned against holding youths against their will. But it stopped the vandalism for a few months.

However it did return and Scouting side pulled out of the HQ after another load of tents got stolen. The building still stands but it is an eyesore, looks like one big metal shipping container. But now there is CCTV inside and out, it was fitted by an amateur who bought a diy CCTV KIT FROM WOOLWORTHS and is wired up inside on the door. A sign on the outside says cctv recording 24 hours and may be used in evidence against damage to this property. So maybe thats what you need to do, install a CCTV inside the building, inform the police you are doing so and then as long as you get good clear imaging, HEY PRESTO once you get a criminal in court and charged - who knows...

Answer 10

That is your only chance. The police crime prevention officer.

Some of the answers you have been given are illegal and highly dangerous (not just to scumbags).

Any civil or criminal case against you where such devices/procedures have resulted in death or injury will likely reduce your cricket club to penury and closure.

There are no guarantees but listen to the copper.