How do I stop the magpies pooing on my old cat while he sleeps in the garden?

Question

( Im sure they do it deliberately for a laugh )

Answer 1

put your granpa in the garden and let them p**p on him.

he is old anyway

that is one thing he is good for

Answer 2

They do do it deliberately.  Saw 2 of them tormenting our neighbour's cat one day.  They really enjoyed themselves until the cat decided enough was enough and left the field.  I think the only thing you can do is cover the cat up with a bit of newspaper.

Answer 3

Give him an umbrella.

Answer 4

buy him a little umbrella he can use to shield himself

Answer 5

Move the cat

Answer 6

Have you not got a magpie poo proof inflatable roof to put over him

Answer 7

A shotgun ought to do the trick, lol.!!!

Answer 8

put an umbrella over him for protection

Answer 9

Birdshot

Answer 10

Two words: BB gun.

Answer 11

I love this question.  I don't know the answer sorry, but you have made me smile.      

: -- D

Thanks and have a star.☆

Answer 12

Wrap him in tin foil, the birds hate the reflection, although it might get a bit toasty for the cat

Answer 13

get a dog to keep the cat on its feet.

Or get a new cat to keep the birds away.

Or - magpies love shiny things - so get your cat a shiny collar and see what happens

Answer 14

aaah thats so sad :0(

get your cat a sunshade so he can sleep under it in peace

Answer 15

get rid of the cat

Answer 16

scarecrow!

Answer 17

<<< I admit  nothing.

Answer 18

Are you kidding me??  bloody Magpies, i hate those things!! shoot em..shoot em all.....