How do I teach my cat to hide?

Question

I do not like seeing him, so I want him to hide under the bed or something.

Answer 1

wtf is your problem a s s hole.

find the cat someone who is worthy of it.

b*****d

Answer 2

Please find someone caring and compassionate to give this poor cat the loving home he deserves.

And please don't get another animal.... of any sort, really.  

Answer 3

if you don't like seeing him, why do you have him? how would you like to have to hide all the time? please make arrangements to give him to someone who will enjoy seeing and interacting with such a special friend. you don't sound like you are old enough to appreciate this wonderful friend. make his and your lives better by being apart.

Answer 4

Make loud noises whenever you see him...and then chase after him while yelling like a banshee.

Better yet, find the poor creature a home with someone worthy.

Answer 5

u dont like seein him?? dude..go get a ******* life