How do I tell a mystery man to "put the toilet seat down" when he uses the lady's room at work?

Question

we have separate, one toilet, bathrooms. Yet every time I use the bathroom the toilet seat is up, and there is pee on the rim and on the floor. (obviously not female). How do I make it clear that

A: this is a lady's room

B: If you use it, take care if it.

Answer 1

I would have to agree that it sounds like a woman is peeing standing up.  

Answer 2

sounds like a female that likes peeing standing up. (obviously men have better aim)

Answer 3

That's nasty.

How about drawing a map that indicates where the men's room is located, making copies and passing it around the office to all the men.

Or stick a threateing poster on the wall in the Ladies' with a scary picture and a creepy ominous note or some thing. Be creative.  

Answer 4

Leave a post it that reads: "Be a sweetie, wipe the seatie" and "put the effin lid back down!!!!!" ROAR!

Answer 5

Put a sign on the outside of the door or the stall so that anyone entering will see it.  It can read sort of like this:

IF YOU SPRINKLE WHEN YOU TINKLE,

BE A SWEETIE AND WIPE THE SEATIE

IF YOU STAND AND SHAKE WITH YOUR BROOM

THEN YOU'RE IN THE WRONG RESTROOM

I know the last part is a bit tacky, but maybe it will make the man(whomever it is) shame to use the ladies restroom.  

Answer 6

I would just put a sign up that says something about putting the seat down and keeping it clean.  Is there a visible sign that clearly marks that it is the women's room?  Maybe you need to get some silk flowers and girl it up more in there.  

Answer 7

HA! I just had the same problem at work but my problem was customers leaving it up and not flushing! I finally had enough and hung a sign at eye level above the toilet that said "We were kind enough to allow you to use our restroom instead of making you dance around like a child so please be kind enough to put the seat down and remember, always, always, always FLUSH!". All of the customers that have used it since have laughed and a female customer said she was going to hang one like it at home for her husband and son!

Answer 8

"Find Sympaty":

HAHAHA! Thanks for the laugh.

Answer 9

put a note up on the door and above the toilet...state in the note that he really needs to learn to aim...that's disgusting...

alternatively set a trap so that when he goes to put up the seat it snaps down on his willy...lol...sorry...

anyway i hope the note helps, but if it doesn't then have a word or write a letter to your boss about this, this isn't fair...