How do I train my husband to p**p in 20 minutes or less?

Question

He takes on average an hour to p**p.

He has to take his computer or some other reading material.

If you have any suggestions that would be awesome!!!

Answer 1

This is not a child; it's your husband. He'll not take well to being 'trained' by you... You'll be wiser & a bigger help if you both add green, leafy veggies to your food intake everyday, drink plenty of plain water, and walk at least 20 minutes daily.  Try eating more Chinese food. That way, you'll improve your health & likely have easier bowel movements every 1 to 2 days.

Answer 2

feed him fiber my brother had broblems with Pooping  

Answer 3

Leave him be.  Encroaching in what might be his only alone time could be hazardous to your marriage

Answer 4

okay..? :| i dont think you can train him to p**p faster

Answer 5

Personally I'm with you (and I'm a guy).  I've NEVER understood the need or the desire to be in there that long.  2 minutes is enough including hand washing. Make him batches of brownies and pudding with Ex-lax ingredients.

Answer 6

Train your husband?     Is he a pet, like a dog?

Certainly that's a long time for someone to be in the bathroom, but some people are that way.     I suggest that you improve his diet to include more fiber---oatmeal, bran cereals, prunes, vegetables and fruits can help to speed up his elimination.

Answer 7

He doesnt p**p the entire time. I guess its kinda his time away. Sitting on the "throne" reading or doing whatever on the computer. Its honestly quite relaxing.

Answer 8

Umm, tell him to? I guess he is just taking his time.

Answer 9

Feed him more fiber

Answer 10

bALL BUSTING

Answer 11

he's having p***s time with him self just leave it.