How do I turn myself into a Barbie???????

Question

How do I do that?????

Yes, I mean completely into a barbie....to the point where I'm inanimate and everything......

Answer 1

First. Barbie is ONLY fantasy. You are REAL.  YOU CANNOT BE BARBIE.  You are far better than a doll.  I have been a collector for over half my life.  Just be yourself.

Answer 2

Its impossible trying to look like Barbie.

Answer 3

Do plastic surgery

wear really short clothes

Keep smiling

wear hair down or in a pony tail and use hair spray to make your hair stiff

adopt a girl around 5 to be your kelly doll (baby)

Sleep with your eyes open cause barbies can't close there eyes

Don't blink cause they can't blink either.

WHY IN THE WORLD WOULD YOU WANT TO BE A BARBIE?

Answer 4

First. You need to go to Hogwarts magic school. And you must learn to make a polyjuice potion. Done.You are Barbie

Answer 5

drink some poison and have someone dress you up as barbie then have them preserve your body and put it in a glass coffin so they can admire you, hope i helped :)

Answer 6

Dye or bleach your hair blonde. Then when you are older, get plastic surgery and then you can have huge b***s like barbie. And then you have to talk weird and loud like barbie. And you have to have a skinny body like barbie. Stuff like that.

Answer 7

that's easy!! just go see a plastic surgeon. tell him i want to look like this and whip out the barbie when you say that. tell him i want to be able to move my arms and legs to the sides though.

Answer 8

wax yourself

Answer 9

coool. i wanna play with you

Answer 10

First get some fake b***s. Bleach your hair. Get a ton of plastic surgery, including switching your current eyes with blue eyes (if they aren't already).

Those are the basic first steps, but to be exactly like her you would have to be about 7 feet tall. Some scientists calculated from the proportions of her body parts, that's how tall she'd be.

And if you'd want to go completely over the top, get your nipples removed and your a**s and v****a sealed shut. You''d then have to be waxed down completely (except for head hair, eyebrows and eyelashes) and killed...if you weren't dead already. Then your make-up would be done, exactly like Barbie's.

The last step is called "plastination" and they use it in preserving human bodies on display in this event "Body Worlds 3" (currently in the Los Angeles Natural History Museum). The scientists put the bodies in a sealed room and fill the room with a plastic vapor that sticks to the body and permanently preserves it in plastic.

Haha that was fun.

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