How do I urinate (i am a boy)?

Question

Hi. I am having some difficulties in urinating. I have to do it in the sink. Please help because my mum hates me and has a gun!!!!!!!!!

Ima D

Answer 1

okay you pull your trousers down pull out you willie wonker hold it with one hand aim for toilet and let it happen okay dokay.  ps i'm a girl too and i know how boys p**s.

Answer 2

Is this taking the mick? Sounds like it.

I'll tell you step by step if ya like.

1) Get your willy out (if you can find it)

2) Make sure you can control it so it don't flap about all over the place

3) Pee

4) Flush it away

5) Make sure you're willy's gone away before leaving the toilet

Simple as...

Btw, I'm not that mean, but you really didn't say your difficulties in peeing.

Answer 3

You don't say what the difficulties are.  You can sit on the toilet, & pee. .......No one is watching !!

Don't listen to the idiots. It does not make you a Girl.

Answer 4

It could be lack of confidence.

Answer 5

Yes well I'd be annoyed if you peed in the sink! Why can't you pee in the toilet? do you have some kind of an irrational fear of toilets? If so, see your GP, who will put you in touch with a counsellor, CBT has a high success rate.

CBT= Cognitive Behavioural Therapy!

(LOL my naivety towards s*x prevails! I didn't know what it meant, I had to just looked up what other meanings CBT has! Thank you for warning me Dr Frank)

x*x

Answer 6

if this helps to get ur encouragement up try putting a cheerio in the toilet (or sink) and aim aim for it  

Answer 7

Glad you are a boy.

If you peed in my sink I would get a gun - a water pistol.

Answer 8

just wee wee in the toliet! gross you wee in the sink, wierdo.......

try kneeling at the toilet if you want it to be as close as the sink.

Answer 9

Ask your mummy to teach you.

Answer 10

ask your mom to show you

Answer 11

stick your finger up your bum works every time  

Answer 12

dw loads of people pee in the sink they find it more comfortable as you dont have to aim as llong as u wash the sink after ... dont c**p in the sink btw

Answer 13

If you can urinate in a sink, then you are perfectly capable of urinating in a toilet!

Answer 14

You don't HAVE to do it in the sink. Just stand infront of the toliet or sit down? What are you stupid? Honetly how hard is that to figure out.

-Connor

Answer 15

I assume you are taking the p**s?

With a question like that Rhianna you need to be careful the abbreviations that you use in your answer, CBT can have another meaning!

x*x

Answer 16

Such a mindless question and a waste of space.

Answer 17

If u can urinate in the sink then u can urinate in a urinal or a toilet

Answer 18

why in the sink why not the shower or bath  

Answer 19

If you're having dificulties urinating, then you need to see a doctor. You may have a bladder infection or something else. Whenever you feel the urge, you should easily be able to go. Try just sitting on the toilet and relaxing your body, but definetely get a parent to take you to the doctors. Hope this helps.

Answer 20

run fast if she try to shoot...p**s like a normal boy  

Answer 21

Uh whats the difference the sink or the toilet?

I mean like for your body...

It is kinda gross to pee in a sink people brush there teeth.

Answer 22

Since you insist you're serious:

Apparently you defecate in the toilet and most of us involuntarily urinate when we defecate.  you have some kind of mental hang up that prevents you from using the toilet when you urinate.  To try to break this, try sitting on the toilet just top urinate.  When you are successfully able to do this, you should be able to begin standing at the toilet to urinate.  I urge you to clean the sinkappropriatelyyafterr you've urinated in it.      

Answer 23

I smell a troll

Answer 24

What the h**l pee in the toilet like every one else lol  

Answer 25

Yeah we all believe you

What do you mean your serious?  If you don't know how to pee it'll just come out eventually, that should sort it.  You stand at the toilet and just let it pass.

Answer 26

squat down like the little girl you are.

Answer 27

Mummy will help you.