How do I ward off the drag queen spirit in my basement?

Question

How do I ward off the drag queen spirit in my basement?

Answer 1

Talk to it nicely. I have a spirit that lives in the upstairs of my house. I have had it investigated by professional spiritualists. We even did research on the house and every owner that has owned it has had the same experiences. I just talk to it. If I feel it's presence I let it know I know it is there. About getting rid of it ask it if it needs help moving on or if there is anything you can do to help. Don't be mean. This will just aggrevate it. And to all of  you who think spirits are fake need to do a little more research.

Answer 2

ohh sorry I didn't know I was bothering you I thought you wanted me down there for company so sorry I will leave now I know when I'm not wanted I'll just go look for somewhere else to stay I'll find someoene so don't worry about me, I don't need you!! :(

Answer 3

If your question was a serious one and you really do have what you perceive as a spirit in your basement, banish it. If you do not have experience in this, get someone who does to help you. If your question was not a serious one, and you are say, making fun of one of your own tenants or something, then invite him upstairs for goodness sakes, we all have some dark secret :)

Answer 4

I guess I would 1st want to know...does she perform a drag show? Is she any good? Will she do it between the hours of 8pm and 2am? Will she do it for free?

If the answers to all of those questions are,"yes",... I would say,"Congrads! Looks like you have a new hit show!"

Answer 5

Quit singing in the basement, at least not with so much spirit.

Answer 6

You are mistaken that is not what is happening, there are no such thinks as spirits, sorry.

Answer 7

Invite it up.  Force it to sit through endless reruns of CSI Miami.  Feed it canned spaghetti.  It will leave.

Answer 8

Aw, just surrender, Dorothy...

I'll bet you'd look great in the ruby slippers.

Answer 9

Put the Sunday Sale ads in the basement.. and when the queen leaves to spend her money at the mall, lock the doors.  :)

they usually go for the Marshall Fields ads

Answer 10

tell it to go home to it's mother.

Answer 11

go down there and tell it to go away or you'll ruin all it's makeup.

Answer 12

try to contact RuPaul,for advice

Answer 13

fill ur basement with ugly shoes and cloths that dont sparkle shine glitter or feather... they will get bored and loose interest.  

also playing the gypsy soundtrack in ur neighbors basement might help lure it away LOL

Answer 14

Did you consider ASKING it to leave? People are so rude! And I'm serious about this! Nobody says, "there's a spirit in my house, maybe I should start a conversation and see if I can do something for it." No. People go, "Eww, a spirit, get it away from me! Make it go away." Come on, people. ASK IT. Just send out a thought-message that says "Who are you, can I help you somehow or do you mind leaving." You'll get a mental reply, too. Simple. And if you ask nicely it will leave.

If I were a spirit I would like it if people would be nice to me.

And I mean this in all seriousness.

Answer 15

Stop wearing your sister's underwear.

Answer 16

Tell your dad to take off the dress.

Answer 17

define drag queen

Answer 18

Tie garlic, green chilli and lemon to a thread. Apply a Mantra (secret) and put it in the basement.

Answer 19

Just tell it to Blow Off! I'm not kidding, confront it, tell it your tired of it, it's getting old, and you don't want it there anymore! Tell it to go spook someone else. It'll go.

Answer 20

you dont there not real you four year old

Answer 21

Only by loading the basement full to the top with packing peanuts.  Drag queen spirits HATE packing peanuts.