There is a lunatic running free on my street, I know he is a lunatic because he is wearing an orange shirt that says "PROPERTY OF COUNTY ASYLUM" on the back.
He is knocking over garbage bins, eating fresh dog mess, yelling profanity, kicking my tires, chasing cats, and in general just running amok. Animal control won't do anything about it. How do I wrangle a lunatic?
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