How do i become a criminal?

Question

i wanna become a criminal but i dont know how...help me

Answer 1

You clearly have too much spare time if you can come here and ask something like that.

Answer 2

Ask a policeman.

Answer 3

KyleD forgot to mention you need a parachute. It's an extreme sport, called BASE jumping, and it's kinda illegal.

Answer 4

Join the lawenforcement and you have all those bad cops to cover for you. Biggest gang around.

Answer 5

lmaoooo!!!!! haha why in the world would you want to become a criminal. its not fun at all. but what ever.

lmaooo

Answer 6

Grow up first.

Answer 7

go complain to a cop that his mom wasn't good in bed and that she wouldn't give you a refund.

Answer 8

Try stealing a police car while the cop is still in it

Answer 9

Ask O.J.

Answer 10

Go jump off a really tall building and you'll find out. BTW it has to be head first or it will not work.

Answer 11

I agree with KyleD.

Answer 12

Put a gun to your head and pull the trigger.

Moron.

Answer 13

Assault an abusive police officer and you will instantly become a criminal.

Answer 14

Um...you do something really bad that's against the law.

Answer 15

Go slap a cop and congratulations you're on the road to success!!!!

Answer 16

Did you get your little laugh at asking something so f*in stupid? Were you enjoying your pathetic attempt at being funny? Did you feel like you accomplished something by asking something you knew made no sense and shows you are a total f*in jacka$$? Was your level of "coolness" raised because you sat back and thought it was funny when you typed it? You want to be a criminal? You were allowed to type your idiotic question, so that pretty much makes you no better than one.

Answer 17

Ok really immature question!

Grow up.