How do i become a mermaid i tried a spell but it still won't work?

Question

How do i become a mermaid i tried a spell but it still won't work?

Answer 1

It's impossible.

Answer 2

here, try this 1. its going around EVERYWHERE on 43things.com

Here's how to become a mermaid at the touch of water

Recite:

Insouciant inclemency

Redoubtable mediocracy

Refutable humanity

Make me what I wish to be...

A MERMAID

Witches one and witches all

Give this power to me

Repeat 10 times

Whatever you do, DO NOT SAY THIS WHILE DRY!!!!! You do not have to be in the bath, shower, pool, or ocean while you say this. Some part of you just has to be touching water. YOU DO NOT HAVE TO SAY THIS ON A FULL MOON. Just don't look at it or you will regret looking at it (after saying the spell)

After saying this spell, you will probably have side effect(s)

-Legs changing color/getting itchy, tingly or achey

-Nausia

-Fatigue

-Difficulty breathing

-Coughing fits when in water

-Being able to breathe in water/hold your breath longer

-Random anger

-Scales appearing on your skin

-Gills appearing on your neck or under your armpits

-Legs sticking together or wanting to stay together

-Legs crossing by themselves

-Constant thirst even after drinking lot of fluid

-Headaches

-Wanting to touch or be in water

REMEMBER: SIDE EFFECTS ARE NOT COMPLETELY NECESARY, IT'S JUST THAT MOST PEOPLE GET THEM.

Sometimes side effects dont happen untill 2 weeks after saying the spell

Tail colors vary, and you do not decide what color your tail will be. It takes about a month for your tail to fully develope.

You do not get to choose your power. Powers I've heard of are the H2O powers (heating, freezing, or shaping water), psychic powers, and telekinesis. The power may take up to 2 months to develope.

For this spell to work, you need to have a symbol; something that is special to you and is on your upper body (so it will still be visible when y.ou grow a tail). It can be a necklace, a bracelet, a ring, your hair, your eyes, etc. You cannot take it off for more than two hours at a time or you will lose your powers and tail or the spell won't work. You also have to believe the spell will work or else it won't.

Answer 3

lord have mercy,  its going to be alright...the nice doctors are coming to take you to a place where..where you can be a mermaid all you want.... that's funny...

Answer 4

So the spell didn't work, doesnt that tell you something?

You can't turn into a bloody mermaid!!!

Answer 5

There is a magic potion called vodka that might help you if you drink enough of it.

Answer 6

Get a scientist

Answer 7

Try jumping in to the ocean and wishing your hardest.

Answer 8

get a mermaid costume. i guess its the closest thing to it.=D

Answer 9

Alright, enough with the freaking MERMAID questions!  It's getting old.  You cannot become a mermaid!

Answer 10

Have your parents take you to a doctor that practices psychology.  That will help you.

Answer 11

Have you tried growing a fish tail ?  Im sure thats what you need, maybe if you eat lots of cod it will help, also try rubbing tuns in to your thighs, the aroma attracts your scales to appear.

Answer 12

You can't become one you have to be born one.  The bad news for you is that you can't become a mermaid but the good news is if you mate with a fish your daughter will be born one.

Answer 13

waa spell did u use

Answer 14

Oh Dear.....Ariel and flounder arn't waiting under the sea for you darling. No love potions, no spells, no hocus pocus is gonna turn you into a mermaid. If you were supposed to be a mermaid...you would have had fins.

Answer 15

The sea is a cold, dark and unfriendly place.  Our kind spent millenia struggling to remove ourselves from the sea and to walk on land-- perhaps there is a wisdom in this evolutionary trajectory that you should learn to appreciate and accept.

Answer 16

Depends. Some spells can be fake. Try the spell on 43 things if you want. If that doesn't work try buying some swim fins and go swimming. Closest thing to it. Hope this helps.

P.S. don't listen to the rude obnoxious people on here.

Answer 17

thats impossible, how can words, waving your arms around and plants turn you into a mermaid.

cant be done period!

Answer 18

thats impossible. get a fake fin if u really want to be a mermaid. but its not possible.