How do i become a mermaid?? !!!?

Question

plz anwers i really want to become a mermaid like when toch water i become one plz

Answer 1

Learn to breath under water.

Answer 2

Sorry to break it to you, but mermaids aren't real. It's a myth. And even if it wasn't a myth, most people on this forum wouldn't know because most would think it was a myth too....

Basically, there's no such thing as mermaids.

Answer 3

this is magic doctors spell:

Recite:

Insouciant inclemency

Redoubtable mediocracy

Refutable humanity

Make me what I wish to be…

A MERMAID

Witches one and witches all

Give this power to me

Repeat this 10 times

Whatever you do ,DO NOT SAY THIS WHILE DRY!! when u have done this plz see me, or u might regret it.

Answer 4

Go to this mountain thing-- off this programme on h2o and then wait til the full moon is out and stare at it and then when u touch water u can become a mermaid but u have to be dry to bcome normal although people would like to scientifically experiment on you if u become one so its up to u but it dm anyway cus there is no possible way but if u really wanna do it then do :D have fun

Answer 5

umm get acid and pour it all over your skin then to reliveve the pain rub jelly all over it and scream the ABC's then dive in a pool of sharks with no clothes on and you should turn into a mermaid=@)

Answer 6

EAt lots oof fish

Answer 7

I'm sorry but,ou can't change your physical body that much with natural means or magical. If mermaids exist, they would be a different species from human beings. It would be like saying I want to turn into a walrus or penguin, you just can't.

Mermaid like creatures might exist. manatees and dewgongs were thought to be mermaids a long time ago, so perhaps there is a type of fish or sea mammal that actually resembles a mermaid more in detail. We have barely explored our oceans, there is still a ton of c**p we don't know.

However, a half human, half fish creature doesn't exist because it is a physical impossibility.In order for such a creature to exist the DNA of a fish and a human would probably have to be altered and just the plain physical thing don't add up. The way humans are physically, where our organs are and such reflects on our environment. i f a mermaid had the upper body of a human being, then there lungs would be the same as well, lungs used for on land living. Since human beings can only hold their breath for so long before needing oxygen, I am sure we would have seen more mermaids by now, and know how they came to be.

the only way you could possibly say you were a real mermaid were to be if you were to go under some very dangerous and probably fatal surgery to combine your legs, put scales on them, rearrange your lower body organs, alter your lungs and that still wouldn't be enough. you would still actually be a human being with humand needs, like certain nutrients obtained form food that you just can't get in the sea.

If you could please though, answer a question I have, ti would be greatly appreciated.

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;...

Answer 8

sorry to break it to ya but you can't.

Answer 9

try asking a fish.

Answer 10

Become a cartoon like the Little Mermaid.  That'll work!

Answer 11

Well, first, grow a fish tail.

Then Learn to swim.

Change your name to "Ariel"

Make friends with a yellow fish and a talking red crab who sings well.

Oh and make sure your father is king neptune.

That should do it.

Answer 12

Start eating seaweed , before you know it your legs will start growing scales.......... King Neptune is the only person who can make you into a mermaid......................... You must seek him out...