How do i become a mermaid with a spell?

Question

How do i become a mermaid with a spell?

Answer 1

Please turn off the TV and pick up a history book.

There is NO spell that will turn you into a mermaid.

Answer 2

Here is a spell for you, it works every time

Roses are red

Violets are blue

My boyfriend's a fish

Make me one too

Answer 3

I really hope this isn't serious..

Answer 4

Ok, while this will pretty much only be read by the asker, and not really reach the other "Mermaid wannabe's":

Do you people not get the concept of "TELEVISION"??

You cannot (no matter how many spells you obtain, no matter how many books you read) turn into a mermaid. Mermaids are the product of the producers and creative minds behind this television show you watch. Mermaids do not exist. What was once thought of as actual mermaids, were creatures that are now known as Manatees, or sea cows. They were mostly seen swimming away from people, and therefore were thought to be real live mermaids. They were discovered to be these Manatees, and not half-human, half-fish beings known as mer-people. So as you can see, there is no way a person can become a mermaid. That's just more hollywood hype, and creative costuming.

GROW UP.

Answer 5

This spell really works. It makes you like one of the H2O girls. It takes about one month for a full tail to come when you touch water (even a tiny drop will change you) and about two months to get a power.

Recite:

Insouciant inclemency

Redoubtable mediocracy

Refutable humanity

Make me what I wish to be…..

A MERMAID

Witches one and witches all

Give this power to me

Repeat 10 times

Whatever you do, DO NOT SAY THIS WHILE DRY!!!!! You do not have to be in the bath, shower, pool, or ocean while you say this. Some part of you just has to be touching water. YOU DO NOT HAVE TO SAY THIS ON A FULL MOON. Just don’t look at it or you will regret looking at it (after saying the spell).

After saying this spell, you will probably have side effect(s) like singing well alot, stomachaches, achy or itchy legs, the urge to drink a lot of water, the urge to touch water/go swimming, a rash, mermaid dreams, dizzines, weakness, and the unconscious urge to keep your legs crossed or together. Sometimes your legs might even stick together.

Tail colors vary, and you do not decide what color your tail will be. You do not get to choose your power. Powers I’ve heard of are the H2O powers (heating, freezing, or shaping water), psychic powers, and telekinesis.

For this spell to work, you need to have a symbol; something that is special to you and is on your upper body (so it will still be visible when you grow a tail). It can be a necklace, a bracelet, a ring, your hair, your eyes, etc. You cannot take it off for more than two hours at a time or you will lose your powers and tail or the spell won’t work. You also have to believe the spell will work or else it won’t. I’ve seen its effects; it does work.

Anyone with more questions can post them on here in an entry and I will answer them as best as I can.

PS Boys can say this spell and have it work too. I think everything just takes a little longer for them.

And remember, Know one has seen then existing, but no one has seen them NOT existing

It works! but on the next full moon look at it at 12:00 midnight with a wet hand or somthing and stare at it. The next day you wil be a mermaid. But it has to be on a fdull moon.

But make sure you dont do it looking at a full moon.,

For more information, emasil me

Answer 6

I make this little wishy

to become a mythic fishy.

To lose my feet and legs

and in spring lay hundreds of eggs.

Wave you wand and poof!

Answer 7

haha. yea; i agree with the person who said that if they exist you would probably have to be born one.... like if they exist they're probably their own species. you can't change what you are with a spell; lol. i hope you were joking [sorry...].

Answer 8

You can't. they are not true

Answer 9

Don't think that can happen.  IF I were to believe in mermaids, I would say you'd have to be born one....you can't just recite a spell and become one.

Answer 10

this works for me:

*3 cups of imagination

*2 1/2 tbsp. fun

*the magic words-la la la loo loo loo

*1 other friend

*1 pool

*a map of under water

hope this works!!!

Answer 11

I sure hope this isn't a serious question. If you try anything anyone answers here, you've got some serious gullibility issues.

Answer 12

This spell really works. It makes you like one of the H2O girls. It takes about one month for a full tail to come when you touch water (even a tiny drop will change you) and about two months to get a power.

Recite:

Insouciant inclemency

Redoubtable mediocracy

Refutable humanity

Make me what I wish to be…..

A MERMAID

Witches one and witches all

Give this power to me

Repeat 10 times

Whatever you do, DO NOT SAY THIS WHILE DRY!!!!! You do not have to be in the bath, shower, pool, or ocean while you say this. Some part of you just has to be touching water. YOU DO NOT HAVE TO SAY THIS ON A FULL MOON. Just don’t look at it or you will regret looking at it (after saying the spell).

After saying this spell, you will probably have side effect(s) like singing well alot, stomachaches, achy or itchy legs, the urge to drink a lot of water, the urge to touch water/go swimming, a rash, mermaid dreams, dizzines, weakness, and the unconscious urge to keep your legs crossed or together. Sometimes your legs might even stick together.

Tail colors vary, and you do not decide what color your tail will be. You do not get to choose your power. Powers I’ve heard of are the H2O powers (heating, freezing, or shaping water), psychic powers, and telekinesis.

For this spell to work, you need to have a symbol; something that is special to you and is on your upper body (so it will still be visible when you grow a tail). It can be a necklace, a bracelet, a ring, your hair, your eyes, etc. You cannot take it off for more than two hours at a time or you will lose your powers and tail or the spell won’t work. You also have to believe the spell will work or else it won’t. I’ve seen its effects; it does work.

Anyone with more questions can post them on here in an entry and I will answer them as best as I can.

PS Boys can say this spell and have it work too. I think everything just takes a little longer for them.

Answer 13

1. Go to 43things.com.

   2. Create an account

   3. Put 'become a mermaid' on your life list

   4. Find someone called either 'waterguardian' or 'sirenswimming'

   5. Ask them about magicdoctors spell. They will know what you mean

   6. Follow their instructions

    * Dont worry if they dont reply straight away, they are busy people

    * Follow their instructions EXACTLY

    * Think for a long time before doing this. Is becomeing a mermaid really what you want? OH YEAH!!!

Things You'll Need

    * A computer

    * Belief

    * Patience

    * Hope

Answer 14

First go to never never land and go to sleep and hope you dream it CAUSE IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN.