How do i become a satanist?

Question

How do i become a satanist?

Answer 1

www.churchofsatan.com

It's an interesting read really.  They have several documents that actually try to dissuade you from registering with the church as well as their philosophies and beliefs or lack thereof.

BTW...It has nothing to do with devil worshiping.

Answer 2

not answering the question but it's evanescence with an a not an e.  just saying...

Answer 3

You're gonna have to be a little more specific than that, young one.

What kind of Satanist? Theistic Satanism? LaVeyan Satanism? Purist Satanism? Which? I suggest you do some research. And yes, there IS actually some "devil-worshipping" depending on which branch of Satanism you subscribe to.

Answer 4

Worship the devil

Answer 5

It really depends upon what kind of satanism you want to be a part of.  If you want to worship satan, or be an athiest.  LaVeyan Satanism is very athiestic.  They do not beleive in any god or devil.  If you want to worship the Satan of the Bible, you might find it a bit difficult, as most poeple (satanists included) do not generally like reverse christians.  

Answer 6

Find a Satanist church (paradox) and have them initiate you.

Answer 7

jesus does not approved of this  

Answer 8

Read the Satanic Bible by the late Anton LaVey.

It's available from the Sorcerer's Appren tice in Leeds, U.K.

Answer 9

Read Satanic verses by Salman Rushdie

Answer 10

lol,y would u even want to be a satanist :S well anyway since u want to,mayb google somethin like "satanist church" and then maybe a website of a satanist church pops up and it tells you there?

Answer 11

worship the devil

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Answer 12

On the night of the full moon say three times:

'Insouciant Inclemency

Redoutable mediocracy

Refutable Humanity

Make me what I wish to be .... A SATANIST!!!'

Answer 13

Try these links, it should provide you with some information.

http://www.joyofsatan.com

http://www.churchofsatan.com

I can understand wanting to find a new way.

Answer 14

In the late 60`s a Anton La fay,or (Lavay)  started a church to praise satan, it was built on what looked like humor and bad taste. He wore a silly devil outfit and was just laughable. Things may have changed since then,but do you really want to be apart of that?" They are all going to laugh at you."  Satan or Lucifer is a angel who displeased God as the story goes,he was then expeled from Heaven and he can`t be allowed back so he suffers ,the burning refered to is mental not literal. He and his followers are not trolling the earth trying to snag unwitting souls. That is what the church wants you to believe, its sort of a boogy man thing ,behave, don`t ask questions ,and give us your money ,or the devil will get you .Try following the  church of the eternal I want to be a mermaid ,it sounds so much prettier,and the membership is growing.