How do i become zen? question for hippies

Question

how do i become zen? what do i need to do? how do i do it? explain as much as you can

Answer 1

you go and read this:

http://blog.360.yahoo.com/blog-rsQKc1clc...

Answer 2

What did your face look like before you were concieved?

Where is yesterday? Show me.

One of my favorite books - The Master Game

Answer 3

Learn how to maintenance a motorcycle

Answer 4

Zen is based on fallacies and contradictions. It only benefits the monks who make a living at it by wasting the time of honest seekers.

Answer 5

study buddhism. give up all attachment to material wealth

Answer 6

go to Creative Technology LTD Famous for sound b*****d! they have many zen. hahah..perhap a stolen zen.