How do i build a death-ray capable of destroying galaxy's?

Question

Help need ASAP

Answer 1

You didn't get this from me, but after having served three tours of duty in the Vietnam conflict and won the silver bullseye for single handedly killing 247 staff sergeants. I was promoted to Colonel, I called in an air strike on the parking lot of a small Evangelist Church - so I know a thing or two about what I'm talking about.  I have the known (or unknown) secret blueprints for your project.  You must first extract the proton from a Bananananus and it is very important that since this will emit high invisible rays, you will need to purchase some 40,000UV protection lenses found at some but now all souvenir shops.  If you can eat a green burrito, you can extract a proton. This "Ray" proton can be cybernetically altered so that with these glasses forming a shield for your eyes you can accomplish your desire.  

Please note if you remove the glasses, a powerful JAZZ LASER(tm) will blast you and be pullin' some crazy bass ship and it gets a thang on meltin' your retina is your cheapass problem.

SemterFries, get'me a WHOOOP!!!

Answer 2

Ohhhh shoot! I only have death ray instructions that go with a bycycle!

(I thought FOR SURE those two points were MINE!!)

Answer 3

First, it's 'galaxies'. Second, if I knew how to do that, you would be the last person I'd tell about it.

Edit: Mark K - roflmao!

Answer 4

The same way Yahoo builds a SPAM destroyer: you don't.

Answer 5

First off, it requires a galactic sized budget!

I would recommend visiting Home Depot, ACE, and Osh and see what they can do for you.

Answer 6

well, ill tell you if you let me in on your devious plan

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Answer 7

to do this

u m

Answer 8

Better to just horde lots and lots of mass into a small area and then set it loose.

Answer 9

you can't even build a bicycle.