How do i change a light bulb?

Question

its been two days now and its really pissing me out

Answer 1

When did you land on earth?

Answer 2

You'll first need to buy a new light bulb, if you don't already have one.  

Then, make sure the switch that controls the light is turned off.  Next, twist the light bulb counterclockwise until it comes out of the socket. (You'll need to twist it all the way around several times.)   Take the new bulb and place it in the socket.  Twist it clockwise to s***w it in.  Keep twisting until you feel a firm resistance; that's how you know it's all the way in.  Finally, turn the switch for the light on to make sure it works.  That's it!

Answer 3

You will definitely need an electrician.  Call one....he'll gladly come out for a large fee to change your light bulb.  lol  You're in the dark buddy!  lol

Answer 4

If you live in California You need one person to change it and 3 people

to experience it!

Answer 5

Give us some more details.  Where is the bulb?  Do you need a ladder to get to it?  Is it in an appliance where it is difficult to reach?  Are you a dim bulb yourself?

Answer 6

Are you serious? Kinda depends on the type of light bulb. For all fixtures you want ot turn off the power to the light. If the room is dark get a flash light to see. If it is a scew in light bulb unscrew it counter clockwise, s***w a new bulb in clockwise. Make sure you use the proper wattage bulb, usually the same as the old one or you may burn your place down.  

Answer 7

You can try talk therapy, and as a last resort, mood-altering drugs.  But nothing will really work unless the bulb really wants to change.

Or, do you mean it's leaking and you need to change it's widdle-biddy diaper?

Answer 8

its been two days now and its really pissing me out  ---  

         s/b off not out ???  

Get in step with humanity  !

When its daylight... make sure the switch is off.  Unscrew it. Throw it away.  Put in a new one.   Voila !  

Let there be light !

Answer 9

well first you have to get two really ugly blonde women. then the burnt out light bulb won't seem so bad.

Answer 10

sounds like with some help.

Answer 11

r****d just twist it. My little bro is 8 and he knows how to do it u r sorry