How do i find a "vampire" or let one find me?

Question

If there is such a beast... No dumb a*s answers please...this is just a question

Answer 1

Try running a classified ad....or check the yellow pages under " sucking, blood".....you could also check the national dental archives....just look for people with fangs.....did you really think you could ask a question like this and NOT get a bunch of dumb@$$ answers.....hahahahhaaa....your're funny.

Answer 2

http://www.mythology.com

http://www.vampire.com

                                --good  luck,. bye,.

Answer 3

Why,.....are you seeking to befriend,...or foe,....

sounds like you are angry,....if you are one or seeking to be

one you have enough answers already,..if you are foe,...

you should not seek unless you are called and or appointed

if you have the gift to slay,...your third eye will reveal,.....

Answer 4

There are online forums and Im sure if you look hard enough there are local things, like foxfire said.  Amd I dont think they would appreciate being called beasts.  They are people too. So try to be polite.

Answer 5

Depends what kind you are looking for.  You put it in quotations so I'm confused as to what you mean.  Blood drinker?  PsyVamp?  There are many online communities, local clubs, and ways to meet vamps but are you sure you want to?

Answer 6

"No dumb *** answers"?

Well, ask a stupid question...