How do i get fat?!?!?!!?? OMG i need tons of fat!!!!?

Question

Help Help Help! i need tons of fat!.... what the h**l is wrong with people these days.... people are always saying that they need to lose weight but they plan on starving themselves to do it!! just exercise! its not that hard!!! wth!!!

Answer 1

Some people have problems with blood sugar or their thyroids. Diet and exercise can't help people always to meet their ideal weight. obviously you are not in medicine and have never had a problem with your weight so I'm guessing you're about 12?

Answer 2

visit mcdonalds.

we have fast service and quality lard for sale at a variety of prices.

Answer 3

drink alot of beer go to your local bakes and buy all the pie. instead of milk put cream in your coffee. go to all you can eat buffets and put as much food in your mouth as you can. drink oil if you can stomach it. eat as much ice cream as you can. eat 50 donuts a day

p.s if you get morbidly obese don't blame me

Answer 4

why do you need to get fat?

ask a fat person how to get fat. Lmao.<3

Answer 5

brewing yeast. It has a lot of vitamin B, too. It will make you gain

weight in a week. Either buy at pharmacies, as supplement, or in any

place which specializes in brewing. Three pills a day/three tablespoons a day - depends on the product, and you are there. Good for bones and hair as well.

Answer 6

there are medicines (and even milks) that may help your metabolism slow down so you can gain more weight...

besides, all you have to do is eat and then sleep... eat, sleep... eat sleep... not so hard isn't? ;)