How do i get girls to notice me?

Question

im 17 and a senior in high school. never had a gf or a first kiss. i am kind of over weight. i am shy and tend to not really open up. i am trying to get over that. i am also very respectful of women. i dont curse around them, open doors for them, try to help them with their proablems, ect. i know most of you are going to say be more confident and talk to them but that is very hard for me. how to i get the girl to say hey first?

and here is a pic if anyone wanted to see http://www.myspace.com/irock80808

Answer 1

Tell them you're related to Paul Wall.

Answer 2

just whip ur d**k out...that usually works for me