How do i get my Snickers bar back from a goat?

Question

it's already eaten half my Snickers bar!..

Answer 1

Ask the goat nicely to give it back to you, failing that just wait for your Snickers bar to come out the other end of the goat... Actually you must be kidding, right?

Answer 2

Offer to thumb wrestle for possession.

Once the goat accepts and then  realizes it has no thumbs, it will, out of its sense of honor and loyalty, forfeit.

Answer 3

How'd a goat get your snickers bar............ awkward

Answer 4

why dont u just by a new snickers bar

Answer 5

You won't...you just have to SUCK it up and consider it gone!

Be careful next time...they a crafty critters. I'm Surprised you even had time to ask this question....the bar was probably gone before the ink was dry on the e-mail question. Hey...look at it this way..if the paper was still on the bar..you did not have to throw away the wrapper...they eat everything.....now do you have to clean up the digested MESS?

Answer 6

Be careful with that there goat, they are attitude on legs.

I'm sure "Niddles" had the theme music from High Noon on it's Ipod, everytime it saw me the head went down, and horns went up!.

Let him have your Snickers, just don't do it again lol.

Answer 7

Give him an empty ravioli can! Goats love those.

Answer 8

Umm, WHY and HOW did the goat get your Snickers Bar.....?  By the time you read these answers, you might as well kiss that Snickers Bar goodbye and run out and 'get you' another one.

Answer 9

Wait until it comes out the other end

Answer 10

milk the goat.

then you'll have snickers flavored milk.

don't snicker

Answer 11

i believe you need a texan to jump in and learn that goat.

Answer 12

Just eat the goat. We are all one with the snickers. It won't taste as good though...

Answer 13

Offer him the Reese's Pieces in trade.