How do i get my husband to pay more attention to me?

Question

My husband seems to be almost addicted to answering questions on this stupid thing. I have been trying to get him now for almost 15 minutes and he has continued to answer more and more questions. What should i do?

Answer 1

have a monkey posess him

Answer 2

I would say give your computer a virus and then say oops! Sorry honey, looks like it's just you and me now.

Answer 3

make a long necklace and hang the keyboard on it.

or

get your panties and wear them on your head for the rest of the day and night

or,

tell him that you feel neglected and that you need his attention.  [before you do this, take off all your clothes and write questions with milky pen all over your body.   and hand him the pen....

Answer 4

Well get naked that attracts most men.

Answer 5

when he gets off put a password on the computer and tell him that you are not going to give him the password till he pays attention to you... don't cut off the power to the computer cause you might mess it up... the whole naked thing might work too

Answer 6

Totally ignore him.

Answer 7

Step in front of him wearing an outfit from Victoria's Secret.  That should do the trick.

Answer 8

I agree with the awnser above me! Get the circut breaker! Although that might just upset him! Just tell him "It's awnsers or me!"

(No, just kidding! Don't do that!)

Answer 9

Get naked. That gets attention.

Answer 10

How is he answering questions if you are on the computer?  Ask questions only he can answer.

Answer 11

Have you tried standing in front of him naked

Answer 12

Well...!

1) Get naked

2) Serve him his fave drink - naked

3) Maybe put on something s**y

4) Seduce him

5) Unplug the computer, Take away the internet or put limits on it...?

6) Offer him a massage maybe?

And if things have to get ugly, go for a marriage counsellor...

Answer 13

with some body paint and write a question in your body,and

don't forget writing also 'accepting answers',lol!

Answer 14

ignore him or delete his account

Answer 15

Sorry honey, I'll be with you in a second

Answer 16

This section is about the paranormal and things that go bump in the night - relationships and family next stop.

Answer 17

Jennifer Aniston had a solution in a recent movie...

Walk thru the house naked.

If he still doesn't pay much attention...go open and close the front door. He'll go nuts wondering if you went outside nude.

If he STILL doesn't pay attention...Go get dressed, grab a couple of suitcases and THEN walk out the front door.

Answer 18

I recomend a book the marriage councilor recomended to us.  It is called men are from Mars and Women are from Venus.  In it, the author talked about how men are fixers and women are talkers.  Your husband is fixing things when he answers these questions.

Answer 19

Look at his sign-in and check what answers he has been giving and what questions he has been asking.

The eyes are the window to the soul...and so is Y!A.

Answer 20

Dress up as a female toad.  

It works for me.

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Answer 21

or get him another woman, and you get another man

Answer 22

yeah i agree get naked if that doesnt get his attention off this c**p then ya got problems.

Answer 23

Tell him your leaving for a time. And tell him when he starts missing to give you call. Then youll talk. Some times we have to put the fear of god in a person to get some where. But always let him know you love him. If you really do..