How do i get super powers, magic powers, telekinesis powers, etc.?

Question

I want to get any of these powers or any other kind of power. I don't want answers like "impossible, stick a fork in a toaster, take a bath in toxic stuff" I just want an answer.

Answer 1

Try fasting, lots of meditation, and lots of practice.

Answer 2

You can't get super powers.  Telekinesis is usually something one is born with.  The only place you can get superpowers is in another reality we call fiction.  You could always become an actor and play characters who do have super powers....

Answer 3

Eat some eye of newt. I hear it works.

Answer 4

Most people say that you are born with it or don't have it at all. Those people are fools and have no idea what they are talking about. The media has also made a mockery of "powers" for ages. We ALL posess these strengths somewhere within the corners of our minds, it's just a matter of "can we unlock it?" There have been many cases where people do not harness their strengths until later on in life and in other cases, some learn it very early. Some don't even learn it at all. It should not be looked at as a "power" but moreso a strength or an ability. When I took psychology for two years in college, I learned that the human mind is capable of many things. It also hides many things as well. However, more people are in tune with specific parts of their brain than others. Do not be fooled into buying books, they will only try to encourage you to buy more and spend endless amounts of money. However, if you are really interested in learning about how the mind works and it's inner strengths, you could try checking out a few psychology courses at your local college.

Answer 5

Become a cartoon or fictional character. They're the only places such powers exist.

Answer 6

I agree with Chasmin about the ability of the mind, but you don't necessarily need to go to your local community college.

first, start meditating.  ever day.  for at least 20 minutes.  I like to do mine in the morning, when I'm still fresh.  it's hard at first to simply clear your mind - its a learned skill.

next (once you've learned to calm your inner mind... be patient, that step can take months), when you're in your state of non-thought, gently guide your mind towards your inner subconscious.  poke around.  see what you can find.

from there, it's different for every person.  sorry I can't help you more.  good luck!!  feel free to get in touch with me if you need more help.

Answer 7

I'll sell you some.  Just send me $10,000 and I'll mail you the super, majic powers kit.

Answer 8

Find someone to study with,

a sounding board so to speak.

It may be painful,but practice,

practice,practice.

But be careful,your hair might turn white.

I met someone who told me that he studied how

to use telekinesis,and his hair turned white.

Answer 9

Start working out, and learn kung fu. It might not be paranormal, but you can develope super powers if you work at it.

Answer 10

Ebay

Answer 11

Sorry your born with it or your not!!Notice at the end of her telekinesis blog they ask you to buy some books this is just a trick to get you to buy their product!! Try doing what they tell you all you'll get is a headache!!

Answer 12

Since you asked this in the Science & Mathematics category, I'll respond with a scientific answer.

"Impossible" is a valid answer. In fact, it is THE answer. As far as we know, these powers are impossible. Our scientific knowledge of the human mind does not indicate that any of these powers exist or are obtainable. Nobody has ever demonstrated them so nobody can (honestly) tell you how to get them. If you develop them and can demonstrate them, you'll be the first human to do so. Wealth, fame, and a permanent place in history awaits the person who first demonstrates any psychic power. It hasn't happened yet. Maybe you'll be the first.

EDIT: What, only 7 thumbs-down from the woo-woos? I'm disappointed, truly. Come on, just a few more.

Answer 13

Become a character in a fantasy novel.

To quote Scotty:  "You cannot change the laws o' physics!"

Answer 14

Why do you even want them? You'll get nothing but grief. Run!! Run, run, run away while you can!

Answer 15

here is a website lol goodluck

http://home.xtra.co.nz/hosts/Wingmakers/...

Answer 16

Pray to Holy Santa

Answer 17

Lady Right's link is really good but I found that practise with random based computer games is easier.

You can do so at http://www.psi.juzaz.com