How do i give myself a good wedgie without ripping my underwear?

Question

i want to hurt my *** or butt but not to much.

Answer 1

First off you need a Walnut tree with a branch that extends horizontally from the trunk and is exactly 7 point 6 feet from the ground ,,,,Height is a critical factor in this ,,,, You then purchase two pair of elastic suspenders and secure them to the branch ,,,, Next you climb up on the branch naked and secure the suspenders to each side of a pair of brief type under wear at the waist band ,,,, Then you slip your feet and legs into the under wear and pull them snugly against the groin  ,,,,Then you simply fall off of the branch ,,,, It's GOT to  be a Walnut tree though because you have to be nuts to want to do this in the first place ,,,, //

Answer 2

First of all, why would you wanna do that???!!!

And second of all, get strong underwear. MADE FROM SPANDEX!!!

Answer 3

http://wedgies.suddenlaunch3.com/index.c...

look there, that site has plenty of people on it that can help you. You shoudl join!

Answer 4

why would u want to do that?  

Answer 5

wear a thong.

Answer 6

get steal underwear hahahaha