How do i go about getting a job as a cynic\critic of modern society?

Question

How do i go about getting a job as a cynic\critic of modern society?

Answer 1

The only way would be as a journalist for some liberal newspaper.

Answer 2

you could become a journalist. After you've reported on a local paper for while, the carnivals and dog-shows, you could move onto a bigger paper where people might be interested in your opinions. Most journalists I've ever met were very cynical about society.

Answer 3

Keep smoking that pot!