How do i have s*x in my parents house with a squeaky bed and poor soundproofing??

Question

This is happening today - need help!

Answer 1

You don't have s*x with your parents in the house, that's just sick. Either go to your partners house or get a motel room. Just not while your parents are home.

Answer 2

You don't.

Answer 3

Dont do it at your house then?

Answer 4

Please don't. She's right, you can get walked in on. I'm not saying don't do it, but you can get into a whole bunch of trouble. Then , the uncomfortable s*x and pregnancy talk and the HORROR!!!!!

Answer 5

Um, you don't.

If you're really dumb enough to have s*x when your parents are in the house, you're just asking to get walked in on.

Answer 6

in the floor and very very quite..or go outside..or get on the roof..lol

Answer 7

You get married, and then it won't be inappropriate.

Answer 8

wait until they leave, but if you have to, go outside and do it in the nature..

Answer 9

why not go somewhere that won't be loud? Can't you imagine how hot it would be to have s*x outside? j/k, but do what you want I dunno never had s*x at my parents house I was always too scared to do anything like that. Could you imagine the ppl that gave birth to you hearing you having s*x? Wow, it creeps me out to think about it but if you really want to my friend had s*x on her floor because he bed was really squeaky so maybe that'll be better?

Answer 10

Don't

Answer 11

You have respect, by not having s*x in your parent's home.  My question to you is, how and why do you think, you would get away with something like that.  Wether you are male or female and the opposite s*x is staying over, why would you even disrespct yourself in your own home?

You have made plans with this person in advance, so they have no respect for you already.  Have some self-respect sweetheart, don't set yourself up to be talked about.  Why are you in such a hurry to do what is for adults to do?  When you aren't even going to know what to do anyway?  

You are also setting yourself up to be caught.  So you are that much in a hurry?  You really need to give that idea up.  Quickly.

Answer 12

ummmmm..... YOU DON'T!!!!!!!!!!!! i had twins when was 16. do you want the same thing. i don't think so.

Answer 13

You don't. If you really have to "sneak around" and find ways to hide that you're having s*x - you shouldn't be. What would happen if one of them walked in?! Baaaaaaaad idea. I'd say wait it out until you know you can both truly be alone. Trust me, it will be more magical and romantic that way.

Answer 14

u DON'T!! DUHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Answer 15

I think maybe you should rethink your decison to do this...if you don't want your parents to know you are having s*x than you are obviously too young to be doing it!

Answer 16

beds are so 10 years ago find a pool table or a desk lol

Answer 17

You don't. Thats disrespecting your parents. Geez. Have some dignity.

Answer 18

don't have s*x in your house like she said they can walkin on you if you want it thatbad go toahtel and if your parnets ask y you want to go to a hotel tell them your going to be hanging out with some friends but if i were you i wouldn't do that at all.

Answer 19

You don't. Obviously you're too young (or else you'd have your own house) Be respectful and don't do it.

Answer 20

Hmm, Well she can do what she likes can i just say people, if shes gna do it, gawd people these days. Well erm whoever your doing it with just say im going out and book into a motel.