How do i potty train a monkey

Question

How do i potty train a monkey

Answer 1

baseball bat and your loud voice

Answer 2

diapers

Answer 3

yep, diapers.

why do u have a monkey?

Answer 4

dipers but that is really a dumb question whty would you want to potty train a monkey

Answer 5

You can't... owning a primate is like owning a baby that never grows up.  Can you potty train a 6 month old baby?  

Diapers for it's lifetime, unless you want it throwing poo at you.

My diaper changing days ended when my youngest son potty trained.  Changing monkey diapers for 30-50 years?  No thank you.  Yet another reason NOT to own a monkey!

Answer 6

you can't. they have to wear diapers their entire life.