How do i sprain my wrist?

Question

How do i sprain my wrist?

Answer 1

I did this to get out of school when I was eight.  Here's what you need to know and do:

   1. Find a nice spot that won't hurt too much to land on, but will leave a mark or two. Grass and carpet work very well.

   2. Take 3 steps forward and then buckle your knees and bang to the ground. Try to put your hands in front of you, so that you don't end up in hospital with an internally bleeding face. To sprain your wrist, reach out and land on your hand as you fall.

    * You may want to fake a bruise in order to make it more believable.

    * To leave a scratch, as you get up, grab a stick, or better yet, use your nails (if they're sharp) and scratch yourself slightly. Don't do it too hard, though.

    * Don't fall over in gravel, mulch, or mud.

    * Don't scratch yourself too hard, or it will look like a suicide attempt if you tried to sprain your wrist.