How do i stop pooping?

Question

I have a problem. I p**p everywhere, usually on the floor but some times I hide it in various places or i just go in my pants. At first it was intentional because there was this creepy guy at work who wanted to be my friend and I wanted to use my f***s as a type of "people repellant" but now its just a really bad habit. I got fired from work becuase of it and I'm in search of a new job. My underpants are really starting to weigh me down and I don't know what to do about it. I NEED URGENT HELP!!! I need to find a remedy so I can find a new job.

Answer 1

are you sure your not a dog or something?

lol i swear what is up with stupid questions like these

you guys must be really bored

if its tru go buy yourself some diapers

Answer 2

Where a diaper!

Answer 3

i'd try a cork..just to get ya through the interview ..and then change it out throughout your probationary period (ptovided you get the job) usually 90 days.. then after that .. its fair game baby youre in there..

Answer 4

Wow!  Boredom strikes, huh?

Answer 5

Pee and the world pees with you. p**p and you p**p alone.

Answer 6

Thanks for the free points...

Answer 7

are you serious?

Answer 8

stop eating dog food.

Answer 9

UHM.... go to the doctor????

LOL. wow

Answer 10

First remember:

1. Keep your eye on the prize

2. Never make a mean joke against your in-laws

3. p**p waits for no one

4.p**p can be a sneaky b*****d- emphasis on the t**d

5. Be one with your p**p

Next time you have to 'drop some friends off at the pool' remember that everyone is watching