How do i teleport to a place??

Question

how can i teleport from my house to my college?

i cant be bothered to walk or take a bus.

not a joke question

thanks

Answer 1

sticking your head in the fax did not work??

well shee-ite

Answer 2

buy a bike.........

and ride it.

its good for your health and the enviornment. =)

not a joke answer  

your welcome   ^_^ ,v,,

Answer 3

I find the Astro 1219 teleporter works best. A bit spendy but you never end up on another planet like you do with some of the cheaper teleporters.

Answer 4

If you are too lazy to walk or get the bus to college, why waste the energy teleporting. It takes 2000 times the energy of sitting on a bus.  

Answer 5

Take a really sharp knife and run it across your throat, applying a little pressure. You'll be there in no time, drugtard.

Answer 6

Spend about a 100 gazillion dollars to invent technology which does not yet exist.

Answer 7

You can't.  

Answer 8

You say "Beam me up Scotty". Almost always worked for Capt. Kirk.

Answer 9

The teleport ability isn't available until you reach level 99 and find the invisibility cloak of epicness, so go out and find yourself some random encounters.