How do i tell my grandma she is fat?

Question

No, Tippy's Mom, I will not call her a horse's patoote! shame on you

Answer 1

Tell her what a horses patoote you are, and then follow that with why you are a horses backside, and then just hit her with "Oh....and you're fat, and I'm an idiot, but you can lose weight, and I will still be a Horses Butt!".  That ought to do it!

Answer 2

she knows!

Answer 3

If you keep living who knows,  you may just take after her and be fat too then maybe one of your grand kids will want to tell you the same thing..  Watch how you treat people... sooner or later it always comes back to bite you.

Answer 4

Why do you need to tell her that? She probably knows anyway.

Answer 5

you dont. she knows.

Answer 6

you dont you just respect her

Answer 7

You don't need to - she knows.

Answer 8

Tell her, d**n b#tch, you are PHAT!!! Lose some god-d**n weight and you'll lose the cheese.

Answer 9

At her age she doesn't want to become a model.. she knows that'' she went to the modeling school and was turned down.. so she thought I might as well enjoy my food... and have some fun while I'm alive.. I won't be a MRS World after all!

Answer 10

Buy her a Richard Simmons video.

Answer 11

you dont

Answer 12

If she is obese to the point where it could seriously take a toll on her health, then you seriously need to sit her down and tell her how much you are concerned for her health.

Answer 13

Tell her grandma you look like you were born when meat was cheap. Or ask her what time dose the balloon go up.

Dennis G

Answer 14

She knows she's fat.  Why would you want to hurt her feelings like that?