How do i turn into/become a mermaid?

Question

i need a spell or potion or something to do i just need help

no cussing or bein inapropriet [mispell] i will report

[no not mentall help]

pleez do not say they do not exist

thanks!!

Answer 1

you have to buy some 1 sweet potato (yam) and mix it up and put 1/2 cup of sea salt in the mixture also. after you have mixed that up put 1 bell pepper and 2 small onions. then 1 clove of garlic and then you have to add 1/4 cup of olive oil mix it all up in a blender and drink it. then after 24 hours you will become a mermaid.   P.S. I am the head of the mermaid cult in arlen TX

Answer 2

1.chop mangoe into a hot pan
2.sliced elephant tusk and mix in
3.add rabbit foot for luck
4.add tablespoon of mustard
5.dice apple and add
6.any indian spices
5.donkey stomach
  then add lots and lots of salt water depending on how long you want to be a mermaid for. drink. TRIED AND TESTED METHOD. i added 250g of salt water and was mermaid for 4hrs.