How do u rate this joke!!?

Question

A mother was in the kitchen listening to her 5 year old son playing with his electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son saying "All of you b******s who want off, get the h**l off now 'cause this is the last stop! And all of you b******s who are getting on get your *ss in the train 'cause we're going down the tracks."

The horrified mother went in and told her son "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now go to your room and stay there for TWO HOURS.

When you come out you can play with your train again but I want you to use nice language."

Two hours later the son came out of the bedroom and began playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say "All passengers who are disembarking the train please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for travelling with us today and hope that your trip was a pleasant one."

She hears the boy continue "For those of you who are just boarding we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under the seat.

Remember there is no smoking on the train. We hope you have a relaxing and enjoyable trip with us today."

As the mother began to smile the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay please direct your complaints to the fat ***ch in the kitchen."

Answer 1

hahahaha

Answer 2

hah lol its ok pretty cool...:D

Answer 3

lmao, thats hillarious 9/10

Answer 4

little long but made me chuckle  

Answer 5

Funny... 8/10

Answer 6

i liked it.let's rate it as a 9 on 10.

Answer 7

hahahaha lol

9.4

Answer 8

hahaha! lol

Answer 9

Love this joke!

Answer 10

1/10

Answer 11

Good one, i always like jokes with surprise endings...Here's one:

Doggone Brilliant

A wealthy man decided to go on a safari in Africa. He took his faithful pet dachshund along for company. One day, the dachshund starts chasing butterflies and before long the dachshund discovers that he is lost.

So, wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the obvious intention of having him for lunch. The dachshund thinks, "I'm in deep trouble now!" Then he noticed some bones on the ground close by, and immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat.

Just as the leopard is about to leap, the dachshund exclaims loudly, "Boy, that was one delicious leopard. I wonder if there are any more around here." Hearing this, the leopard halts his attack in mid-stride, as a look of terror comes over him, and slinks away into the trees.

"Whew," says the leopard. "That was close. That dachshund nearly had me."

Meanwhile, a monkey, who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the leopard. So, off he goes.

But the dachshund saw him heading after the leopard with great speed, and figured that something must be up.

The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard. The leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here monkey, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving canine."

Now the dachshund sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back, and thinks, "What am I going to do now?" But instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them yet. And, just when they get close enough to hear, the dachshund says:

"Where's that darn monkey? Sent him off half an hour ago to bring me another leopard."

Answer 12

i give you 8/10 since it is a very long joke...out of 100=74%

and it had a nice ending.....

thanks...

Answer 13

very nice!! 10/10!!

Answer 14

Ha ha ha ha~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that was pretty funny  

i would give

9 out of 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 10

good one ~~!!!!!!!! i liked it~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Answer 15

lolh I rate this joke 100000000000000000000000\

what ever that number is lol

Answer 16

to long

Answer 17

It's TO long, I can't be bothered to read it.. sorry

Answer 18

haha this is kinda funny,  

Answer 19

2 out of 13512

Answer 20

maybe 25% / 50%  it was a little corny