How do we catch the bomber who keeps dropping poo in the hallway of our highschool during BUSINESS hours?

Question

He/She has dropped number two seven times in different areas of our three story building and foot traffic has had to be diverted to prevent associated health risks. Some think the illegal dumper is bringing the f***s in a plastic bag and dumping it at will. It is gross and noone can catch the culprit.

Any ideas?

Answer 1

Install video cameras...or install fake ones and spread the word that they're real...just by hearing that they can possible be caught on camera might be enough to make them stop..

Answer 2

Set up a camera somewhere or have people take turns doing quick monitor check of the hallway throughout the day.

Answer 3

Are you able to install video cameras in the area?  

Answer 4

They use dogs to sniff out drugs.  Why not bring in the S**t sniffing dogs.  Then when you catch the person sentence them to toilet cleaning duty for a few months.  

Answer 5

Just let him go...Just let him go.

He's making school more fun and interesting.

why do you have to be so dam serious?

Answer 6

t**d prints

Answer 7

bend a fresh biscuit in their mouth to show them how you feel

Answer 8

Perhaps he/she just has weak bowel muscles!

Answer 9

this may sound disgusting

but try using the "load"

to identify DNA....

round up suspects and extract DNA

or put camera all over the place