How do we help Al Gore overcome his addiction to CO2?

Question

Isn't Al Gore displaying the classic signs of addiction to CO2? He's talks about CO2 all the time (obsession?), while indulging in gas guzzling private jets and limos--even after all the criticism! He even justifies his addiction with "carbon credits" so that he doesn't have to cut down on his addiction, but plant trees or pay/bribe someone else to cut down--how can we help??

Answer 1

I think a 12-step program is in order.

Carbon Anonymous?

Answer 2

I think it is more like a compulsion like when some people who have to wash their hands all the time when they are afraid of germs.  Not being an actual psychiatrist, it won't stop me from diagnosing him.  Gore has megalomania, with delusions that he is the world's savior, and  delusion that songs were made about him, and delusions of inventing  the internet and hanging chad, with bouts of amnesia about taking money from Chinese monks and tobacco companies, and delusions that Presidency was stolen from him, after experiencing one of his bouts of amnesia forgetting that he tried to steal the election.  I think they better save a nice rubber room for him because clearly he isn't well.

Answer 3

Have you seen Al Gore lately- he is increasing his carbon butt-print. He needs to park that Gulfstream and pedal a bike as he suggests we do. Typical liberal hypocrite.

Answer 4

I cant wait until algore dies of cancer of the gimph noids

Answer 5

Any brand of Methadone, some organic cranberry juice, and several brisk seawater enemas!

Answer 6

Hmm...either we'll have to bribe him or get him addicted to water vapour....

Answer 7

Exactly how to you "know" that Gore indulges in "private jets and limos"?  Have your personally seen him doing that or did you hear it on Faux news?

I suspect (no need to provide evidence, since you haven't) that if you compared Al Gores energy consumption with anyone serving in a similar capacity on the world stage, you'd find his record is quite impressive.

Answer 8

Why do you whine incessantly over something that is either exaggerate or false?

I think you are addicted to whining. (Obsession)

I also think that you know just a little and your lack of intelligence is obvious.

Perhaps become informed then come back with a rational question, but I won't hold my breath.

Answer 9

we all ignore him for he is an idiot and one who has associated with the clinton administration.

Answer 10

Well let me think of this first

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Dumb de dumb dumb ------ d-u-m-b ---------- d-u-mmmm  

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------ Got the answer of all answers -----

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My first thought was --

You could send him a pop and ask him if it ok to drink pop seeing it has co2 in it to make it fizzz

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Na I didn't like that one the one that wone the thinking process was --

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Send him a singing greeting card that sings the following

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Could You explain how we are going to heat Iron ore to become steel and make -- alu-u-nene-yum -- for our cars that we can not drive any more cause they make co2

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Could You explain how are we are suppose to have a family grill out in the back yard

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Could You explain how how we are going to get to Europe by  airplane that burns airplane gasoline ship if it burns diesel fuel both put out co2 nasty time

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Could You explain how we going to disband NASA cause of all the co2 the rockets put out

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Then he may see how Dumb de dumb dumb he is

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Answer 11

Now I am not a huge Al Gore fan, but you have to admit he is trying to make a difference. In order to do so, he has to travel and give presentation across the globe to help educate people on global warming.

You cant exactly live in a tree house and use no electricity, cars or planes and expect to get a message out to the masses.

on the other hand he did just install tons of solar panels to make his homes carbon neutral, which is probably more than your doing.

Then he gets the carbon credits to offset his travel. Some people are against carbon credits, but i say if they are going towards creating alternative energy, then they do make sense.

What are you doing to help the environment? Nothing?

Its funny that the people who don't do anything for the environment are the ones who frequently call out Al for being a hypocrites when in fact they are the hypocrites.

Answer 12

Nice try!

Very nice way to distract the public from the real basic question.

Al Gore might be wrong in its way of living. He might be dishonest in his way of acting.

BUT that doesn´t make global warming any less real and therefore the most umportant question on the international agenda.