How do you GET I SAID GET A COLD FAST?

Question

I dont want to go to school, so, I wanna get a cold so I can stay out for a day or more.

PLZ HELP!

Answer 1

well It's hard to get a cold on pourpous,poor higean is more likly to give you a tummy bug,if you have any friends who are sick hang around them lots and keep yourself cool(when you cool your immune system dosent work as well) the easiet way is to fake it,or just tell them you feel like your gonna though-up.you shouldent wag off school too long if you have any problems with school you should tell your paraents

best of luck

and don't get well soon,lol  

Answer 2

Hang out in a preschool or children's gymnastics facility... anywhere with a large concentration of little kids.  I was always sick when I worked in those places.  If you want to be sure, l**k a few things while you're there :)