How do you act in a CRISIS!?

Question

How do you act in a CRISIS!?

Answer 1

Well, I get all the regular physiological responses. My heart starts racing and my breating increases dramatically. My brain, however, becomes strangely calm.

My brain is always extremely active and working at warp speed. I think about a lot of stuff all at the same time. The only time my brain gets really quiet is when there's a serious crisis. Everything in my brain shuts up, and I am able to focus very clearly on what needs to be done, and then I do it. I am very calm, and never freak out. Somehow, I always seem to know just what to do, and I never second guess myself--I just do it.

After the storm has passed, I do get freaky, but never while I am handling the crisis. Afterwards, I usually either laugh, or have a cigarette, depending on how serious a situation it was.

**EDIT**

Does spitting Coke all over my keyboard count as a crisis? Tam's answer was so funny, and I had a mouthful of Coke...

Answer 2

have a cigarette!!!

Answer 3

freak out!

Answer 4

I can't keep my problems only with me anymore...

When I have serious problems I use to talk with a good friend, she is very patient and, instead of being young like me, she has wisdom.

Answer 5

..... WHY?........ Whats happening?  What Crisis?..... I can't handle this pressure.

I think I better go hide under my blankets now.

Answer 6

Drop and Roll. That solves everything.

Burning clothes? Drop and Roll.

Messed up a casserole? Drop and Roll.

Late to work and boss chews you out? Drop and Roll.

Girlfriend caught you masturbating? Drop and Roll.

Ran out of change at the supermarket? Drop and Roll.

Answer 7

ill b in a "deep in thought" mode