How do you ask for a payrise?

Question

One day an employee sends a letter to Her boss asking for an increase in her salary!!!

Dear Bo$$

In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of ur worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company. I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon .

Your$ $incerely,

[Marian$hih

The next day, the employee recieved this letter of reply:

Dear Marian

I kNOw you have been working very hard.NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet .

NOw the newspaper are saying the world`s leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad.

I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean.

Yours truly,

Manager

Answer 1

You kNOw you deserve a $tar (^_^)

Answer 2

Very Good !

If you go to his office to ask for the raise and he tells you to sit, tell him "its comfortable in my knees tnx"

Answer 3

very good! have a star

Answer 4

LOL here is a $tar..

Answer 5

I d0n't care, mi$er, pay me m0re anyway!

Answer 6

good good, a star again

Answer 7

I suppose the penny has dropped!