How do you become friends with a hoboe?

Question

i saw one that looked nice and i wanted to be his friend but he tried to bite me

Answer 1

buy him some food and talk, don't let him know where you live--or your phone number.

also, remember, the basics of "beware of strangers" applies here, too.

Answer 2

give him a piece of paper!!

he will say thanks and use it as a hat!!

then just sit next to him and beg for money and dont shower for the rest of your life

Answer 3

The Key to a Hoboe's Heart is food.

Buy him something cooked like McDonalds or something.

Treat him nicely and he should warm up to you but its gunna take a lotta time. Be careful, he might try to rape you though.

Be kind and wave to him every time you see him!

Trust the Super Llama! Good Luck!

Answer 4

give him food :D

Answer 5

LMAO, yeahhh! i was at a candy shop in boston for a feildtrip.

then some hobo sat down then stared at me and started flipping out in like arabian or something, so i hid behind the candy counter because he was scaring me mann.. then a lady sat next to him and he flipped out at her and i was like I KNOW!!! D:

hobo's dont like me D';

Answer 6

buy him a burger and call it good..that way you made a friend and he can have something else to bite besides you.

Answer 7

Good for you. (roll eyes)

Answer 8

So why would you want to get near a person who tried to bite you? Find friends in your school or neighborhood, it's safer.

Answer 9

most hobos have mental issues.

and you're strange.

Answer 10

By thanking them and wishing them a good day,

Thank you and good day.

Answer 11

HOBO?  or a wild dog?  

Leave both of them alone.  They do not want friends.  

  The hobo is a person and if he tried to bite you then you really do not want to be around him.  

A wild dog could have disease.  You really would not like Rabi's shots.

Answer 12

1.bring some clean blankets, teddy bear snacks, candy, a toothbrush and little toothpaste thing in in a little bag and  your backpack

2. ask him if he wants to go to mcdonalds and get something to eat,his choice.

3.if he does come with you try not talk to suddenly, that way he might  feel threatened and berserk, just ask ask soothingly ifhe wants to talk.

4. Take him back, and put the nice blanket down and say "i had alot of fun",do u want the snacks i brought for you."? he will probably say yes

5. say "I will be back soon" and say 'bye" and -wave-

                     I can assure u he will feel happy bc he has someone to talk