How do you check the heritage and genealogy of scullery maids?

Question

As Lord of the estate of Colwick one must strive for excellence when employing the lower classes, just recently one has attained the services of two young fair Eastern European sister filly’s to work within the scullery domain, Miss Geronya and Miss Layonya Vakyavitch.

Although one is thoroughly satisfied with the level of work for the three shilling a week pay, one does wonder as to the heritage and genealogy of such imported workers, can any one help

Answer 1

I have a feeling their heritage and genealogy is more noble and honorable than yours.

Answer 2

Well, there are two methods equally correct....

The obvious is use Quimm, Mass and Chizm European Titles of Who's Whose....... Checking through my 1987 edition, I cant see their entry ( nor yours in theirs )

the other that i always use is open them up and peruse their rings for their history......

Answer 3

Do you have a genealogy question?  

We research dead people here.  Do you have any birth or death dates for these people?

Answer 4

From what I have experienced with those.. er...people... the information is, I assume, on the back of a cornflakes packet, or at least  the information you need to know is. Why bother, roger them, put them in the family way and then throw them out. They will be eternally grateful for a new gene pool.

Answer 5

As Lord of the Manor, you are legaly entitled to engage in sexual intercourse with your scullery maid(s).

I hope this helps.