How do you compliment a coworker about her chest?

Question

How do you compliment a coworker about her chest?

Answer 1

in your mind! don't be a dirt bag that's sexual harrassment too. if she's a w***e you'll know it and she'll eventually give you signals save it for out of the work place.

Answer 2

Unless you work with pirates, you should never mention a chest at work. You could get kicked in the Buttafuoco.

Answer 3

Bring Mardi Gras beads to work and give them to her. She may even show you something Mister!

Answer 4

Tell her they're huge, give em a squeeze, and head out the door!

Answer 5

I always try to be respectful of a person's feelings when giving an opinion or advice. Having said that, did you just arrive on the ******* planet? Where have you been for the past like 25 years? I would say the same thing to someone who had you in mind when they asked " How do you tell the guy he mouthes off like a total idiot?"...YOU DON'T.  

Answer 6

"Are those new?"

Answer 7

You dont.

Answer 8

"My goodness, that is an absolutely gorgeous steamer trunk you have. I love what you;ve done with that chest. Are those decals on it genuine? It's such a fabulous restoration job you;ve done on it."

That is the kind of chest you meant, right?

There is honestly no way to tell a woman she has a great chest without it coming off as either smarly or smutty, so done and leave it to the general "You are looking quite fine today."

Answer 9

There is a skit ( it might be on YouTube) where Tom Brady is working in an office and squeezes a  female co-workers boob and she doesn't mind at all. Then a geeky male co-worker just looks at the same girl and she calls security. Its really funny. Its a "Saturday Nite Live" clip called "Sexual harassment and you." See if you can find it and check it out! I found it on Yahoo videos but I cant figure out how to load the clip.

Answer 10

tell her she is well endowed

Answer 11

"Lucky bra! Can I try?"

Answer 12

I will gladly pass on the information for you if you want.

Answer 13

keep your mouth shut and keep your job troll

Answer 14

win the lottery, so when you tell her and she sues the h**l out of you you'll have enough money to pay for the lawyers and damage and etc and what nots...

good luck!

tell me how it goes!

Answer 15

um. you dont.

Answer 16

nice boobies- good luck

Answer 17

you say ' hey everytime u r around i hunger for some milk btw u have nice b***s"

or u can say 'If u dont mind me saying this but u should thank ur mother for ur funbags they are exquisite."

alas *sigh* i dont get complaiments like that my b***s aren't that nice here is a link:

http://www.themakeupgallery.info/weird/b...

Answer 18

Tell her you want to motorboat her.

Answer 19

Don't!

If you want to compliment a coworker on there appearance go for something vague like: You like nice today, or something along those lines.

But saying something "flattering" about a women's chest is just crass.  

Answer 20

I worked with a 23 yr old girl who always told me that I have a great rack :)

No,shes not L*****n or bi....she just liked 'em!

In your case tho, YOU will probably be sued for sexual harassement....just cuz its you!

Answer 21

say thats a great shirt! aha

Answer 22

Depends..........

Wanna get fired???????

Answer 23

you don't.  that's a form of sexual harassment.

Answer 24

You don't. It's wholly inappropriate.

Answer 25

Easy

"I hope this doesn't sound bad,,, but you have the nicest set of **** I have ever seen. I just wanted you to know that I'm a total @$$hole and you should stay away from me".

Answer 26

Fully Frank, Front-up & Fearless.

Answer 27

You don't.  

Answer 28

Do it in mime.

Answer 29

just say so once and leave it at that but whats the point ask her out if you want to get hold of em  

Answer 30

You just don't.  Why would you want to?

Answer 31

Just trip and when you fall grab on to them, then thank her by saying ,,,thanks , without your great chest, I could have gotten hurt.

That way you get ti feel them too.