How do you convince your brother to get a haircut?

Question

My brother has his hair long. Its like down to his shoulders. I HATE IT! And its embarrasing! Its disgusting and guys shouldn't have hair like that. I kept asking him to get a haircut and he keeps laughing at me and saying no. I keep convincing him but nothing i say works. Believe me, I tried every excuse in the book! My parents told me to leave him alone. *sigh* Please tell me what I should do to get him to cut his hair? IT'S EMBARRASING! Everybody is always asking me and saying, "why does your brother have long hair? Thats kinda wierd."

And no, I'm not cutting his hair while hes asleep. I would be grounded for the rest of my life!

Answer 1

shave his head when he asleep

Answer 2

Why does his hair affect you or your relationships with people? That's pathetic.

Answer 3

tell him all the girls like short hair! lol or tel him your true feelings. if he doesnt listen..... its his fault!  

Answer 4

tell him that a guy in your class wanted to ask him out because he thought he was a chick

Answer 5

Just for laughs;

Stick a piece of warm chewed bubble gum deep within his hair in his sleep.

Or just spray some glue into it and his pillow so it looks like an accident

Answer 6

i had a friend who had a brother that had long hair, to his shoulders too, its annoying, but he'll grow out of it, i hope.......

Answer 7

plastic   surgury   qbitchq

Answer 8

Tell his friends to tell him to cut it!

or put him in a headlock & cut away!!! lol

or you can accidentally spit out your gum on his head!!  

Answer 9

give him a lollipop, lol jk. idk may b risk urself at a bet.

Answer 10

Get a really good looking friend to say " Your cute but you need a haircut" Works everytime.

Answer 11

He probably loves the fact it bothers you.  My boyfriend used to have long hair, he says 'he was living the dream and it was all about the music'....this was when he was about 15...he grew up and had it cut off...he'll grow out of it, he'll have to if he wants a job.  But I don't think anything you can say will help except hinting perhaps that it may hinder him with girls.

It is, afterall his right to do what he wants with his own hair.  He may be feeling a little powerless and like his life is out of his control so he is exercising his control over the little bits of his life he does have power over, and the fact it annoys his sister just makes it much better I'm guessing x

Answer 12

You've probably already offered to cut it for him. How about trying to take some pictures of him that will show him how he actually looks?

Answer 13

Offer him money...but personally I would just leave him alone...it's his hair isn't it

Answer 14

go to the store and get a clipper set, its in the pet section.

put the 1/4 attachment on and clip it for him. its easy, maybe

he just does not want to go to the beauty salon or the barber, but would let you do it. worked for me, lol. i had the same problem as

you and finally convinced them i could do it for them. turned out fine.

Answer 15

You get your own life and maybe he will do it on his own.  

Answer 16

just let him have his hair how he wants.

Answer 17

WHOA!! You gotta take a chill pill here girl! It is, after all, HIS hair. It doesn't matter how "embarrassing" it is for you, he's gonna have it his way. I can't believe you've actually considered cutting it off in his sleep. That's so vindictive! I'm sorry, girl, but you are being way too controlling, absurd, egotistical, and self-centered. There are so many words for it! Do you actually believe it's YOUR place to tell your brother what to do because It "embarrasses" you? GET OVER YOURSELF HONEY! It's his life, not yours! Remember friends will come and go, but family is forever. You really are being kind of a *****! Think about things you can change about yourself, you're not perfect either!

Answer 18

Tell him that you like his hair or something and maybe that will work.

or

He doesn't have to be asleep for you to cut his hair... have him sedated.